The guy knows everything!
Who knows when God sleeps and
when is the witching hour!
He ate breakfast with the devil
and sucked the neo-Nazis' balls!
He is a very subtle person!
He hates gays because he's
probably gay himself. And he's
that his mom is not coming back!
They didn't let him swing on the
playground. And when he sat on
the swing, no one pushed him.
His speech impediment
was too weird!
He always was a loser until him
someone showed how to manipulate
people with fiction and lies.
From then on he became a distributor!
And until today he sells fairy tales
to people: But his fairy tales don't
start with that...once upon a time...
his smut starts with...can it be that